The Follow Up Email

by SimplySharpe on September 4, 2009

This is a real email. I changed the names of the ridiculously amused. This was sent out as a follow up to yesterday’s urgent birthday cake incident. Not by the HR Manager who caused aforementioned incident, but by Mr. Fix It.

Subject: upcoming birthdays

Guys,

As our records show we have several upcoming birthdays this month. (The DJ has one today!!!, 12th,14th a double on the 17th, and one on the 22nd, Da Man has one on the 15th 3 on the 18th and one each from the 23rd till the 27th, just as examples. Please check you employee calendar to see all listed birthdays. I think we should get together to celebrate The DJ’s 138th today. Vinings grill 5:30?

 

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Well played Mr. Fix it.

Please include me in your next round of office-capades! I work for Dunder Mifflin. Life would not be so funny if we did not have an occasional episode at the Office.

 

Another Random Disclaimer: This was not my Office. To date, nothing this funny has ever happened in my place of BIZNESS! I only write true stories on here. I promise to change names or assign nicknames when necessary. If you feel this is too much, turn me down. 

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