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Decemberist

Posted by SimplySharpe on Dec 1, 2011 in Random

I took some time today to reflect on the little things and this is the listicle I came up with:

1. I went to NYC twice this year (for work).

2. I’ve had at least 365 brilliant ideas and the year is not even over yet. Watch out 2012!

3. I would rather be me every day than someone other people expect me to be for even one second.

4. The grass can be the perfect shade of green if you use just enough fertilizer.

5. I may love even numbers, but I still hate math.

6. Sometimes I get accused of being negative when really, I’m just being honest. For those who agree, please refer to number three and feel free to forget my existence.

7. I accidentally dropped a rhyme in that last one. Poetry in motion.

8. I forgot what eight was for.

9. I love being more right-brained.

10. This list was just my silly way of saying, happy first day of the last day of the month.

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Rapture Ready… My DJ Debut Brought to You by Twitter

Posted by SimplySharpe on May 20, 2011 in Adventures in Wonderland, Events

It’s been a while since my last post… blah, blah, blah.

The world is supposedly going to end tomorrow and I saved up all my Simply Sharpe silliness for today. It all started with a tweet:

Then my brain starting burning, kind of like the fires of hell all of us sinners and winners will supposedly feel at some point tomorrow.

I am so Jew-ish, I can barely understand how people can be blasphemous about Le Bible.

I got a little stuck by Starbucks wi-fi, but can’t nobody break my stride.

Then I got a retweet (much like a witness) from the smart people at Rapture Regrets, which lead to this policy of truth.

That’s pretty much how my debut went down. See you at the after party Sunday! I will be in the DJ Booth.

Thanks for playing!

 

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